Total Medals Earned: 995 (From 141 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,630 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
Fall through the clouds.
Unlock the gate.
The end is upon you.
Destroy all the bugs.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (25/40 points)
Death by overloading energy. Buzzzzz!
Collect 6 cans in a row.
Survive 50 yards(150 feet).
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Death by exhaustion. Zzzzzz...
Survive 100 yards(300 feet).
Medals Earned: 8/14 (100/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Get to the flag when fat
Find a secret area
Complete a hard level without dying
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 8/9 (475/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Defend the weak.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (35/40 points)
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Activated Wade mode
Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/500 points)
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Kill 50 Enemies.
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Find all secret items.
Complete every achievement.
Finish the game without dying.
Finish the game without using your shield.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/65 points)
Medals Earned: 7/12 (50/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/165 points)
Get 5 coins
Die 100 times
Complete 30 levels
The medal that deserves its own game!
Medals Earned: 1/50 (5/500 points)